I'm sorry for the deficit, I didn't try to over spend
I'm sorry for the terrorists, I didn't mean to start a trend
I'm sorry Ace of Base got so big, and I'm sorry the blues man is blue
I'm sorry for all the pain in the world and I'm sorry about me and you

If it makes you feel any better
I'll say anything you want to hear
Do I come on a little too strong for you?
Do I come off as sincere?

I'm sorry I wasn't six-foot-five and I wasn't in a better band
I'm sorry for the baseball strikes, I didn't mean to hurt the fans
I'm sorry for the bombing raids, that's stuff I didn't mean to do
I'm sorry for everything that's gone wrong and I'm sorry about me and you

Responsibility is finally killing me
Next time I'll look before I leap
I'm turning the lights out once and for all
If you'll get a good night's sleep

I'm sorry I broke in to Watergate, I didn't want to bring a president down
I'm sorry for the earthquakes, I didn't mean to rattle your town
I'm sorry for starvation, you know I thought I supplied enough food
I'm sorry for anything else you can name and I'm sorry about me and you
I'm sorry about me and you